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Post by admin on May 22, 2007 11:46:42 GMT -5
So last night I conned my brother into watching the final episode of The Bachelor with me. (I have this wierd thing where I have to watch the final episode of the show. I don't really care about the process, just how it ends.)
Any ways, I was playing with a padlock.
Geoff: Can I see? Me: You see with your eyes, not with your hands. Geoff: Actually I do. -Holds out his hand- Me: -Slap his hand- Now you're blind. Problem solved. Geoff: -Twitches-
A few minutes goes by
Geoff: Can I see it? Me: I already told you: You see with your eyes, not with your hands. Besides I thought you were blind. Geoff: It's a miracle! Me: -Laughs and slaps both of his hands- Denied. Geoff: -Twitches again- Me: -Hands him the lock- Now that you're blind you'll need something to entertain yourself.
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Jenny
Cunning Culture
I can't think of anything clever to put here.
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Post by Jenny on May 22, 2007 15:57:59 GMT -5
I was trying to prove to my brother that I know more than him (bear in mind, he's a fourteen year old boy who's extremely self- absorbed):
ME: Okay, name a book, other than Pride and Prejudice that Jane Austen wrote. Matthew: Oh.. umm.. Sense and Senisbility Me: grr.. okay, what is the Queen's last name? Matthew: Uh, Windsor isn't it? Me: hmm.. okay, what is supossedly the reason that the royal family changed it to Windsor? Matthew: How am I supposed to know that one? Do I know a member of the royal family? Me: Well I do... Matthew: What? No you don't! Me: I do too!The Queen, she's my best mate (matthew laughing) what? Don't you believe me? Come on, good old Lizzy, always up for a laugh, she cracks me up sometimes. Gotta love her. Matthew's Friend: You're sister's crazy. Matthew: Yep, she forgot to take her pills. Me: Oh yeah, damn I knew I forgot something, it was the little pink ones with the green spots aswell.
Yep, I'm a little crazy heheh.
oh, and a convo between two friends:
J: You know, my birthday was on a friday the thirteenth. S: Really? You know what, my birthday has never been on a friday the thirteenth. J: Sarah, that's because you were born on the ninth. S: uhhh, no I wasn't, I was born on the nineteenth.
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Post by AlisonATHEIST. on May 31, 2007 17:52:25 GMT -5
I was plying a car game. I dont remmeber what it's called.. But it was me and my best friend Melanie. Me: Stupid people annoy me. Melanie: I agree. Turn left here Me: {1 minute later} Which way is left again? Uhhh.. Blank moment.
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Erin
Liberal Logic
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Post by Erin on Jun 2, 2007 12:45:31 GMT -5
My sister and I have really odd conversations sometimes. Her name is Jessica. We're walking down the street to my house, standing right in the middle of the road when my parents drive up behind us. I run right in front of the car and then move. Jessica: You should have mooned them. Me: My dad really wants to see that. Jessica: Yes he does. Later I'm on the phone with my friend. Jessica: Pulls down her pants and moons me. Me, on the phone: Aww Jess pull up your pants! That was so uncalled for! -giggles- Nick, on the phone: What? Pull up your pants? What are you doing Erin?
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Post by AlisonATHEIST. on Sept 13, 2007 23:38:22 GMT -5
It's been a while since I've posted here.. But I've got a ... strange one.
Me&Alana: *giggles* Teacher: Alana, Alison, do you two wish to share with the class what you two were laughing about? Alana: Well Miss, Considering we are in math, it's not very wise for me to share what we were talking about. Teacher: Alana [last name here], do you wish for me to write a warning in your diary? Share what you two were talking about. Alana:Miss, as I said. Sex isn't a very good topic to talk about during a discussion about Algebra. Me: whispers;Alana, sit down! We wern't even talking about that! Alana: I know, It's just funny *smiles*
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