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Post by admin on Feb 21, 2007 11:36:03 GMT -5
I know I'm not the only one who says stupid things ... like ALL the time. So I thought it would be fun to share some of these moments here. ________
Yesterday at work
Eddie: You're looking better today. Me: Thanks ... That's good, I don't think my self esteem could have taken any more abuse. Eddie: Why? What happened Me: Let's see between you telling me I looked like I got beat up and Andy telling me I had a hairy back ... Eddie: Andy? Me: New. You'll get along with him. You share a sense of humour where I'm concerned. Eddie: I like him already! (looks at the bridging job to the plane.) Who bridged this? Me: Guilia! Eddie: (Shakes his head) I'd expect this sort of thing from Melinda but not you Guilia. Me: Again with the compliments ... Random Flight attendant announces we have last guest off, so we go to groom (clean) the plane. Eddie trips me. Me: Wha - Eddie: Learn to walk? Me: Sorry. Forgot my training wheels at home.
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Post by chanelley on Feb 22, 2007 20:23:40 GMT -5
Haha sounds like you have fun at work!!
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Post by Nicole on Feb 25, 2007 7:38:37 GMT -5
You have way too many funny convos with those men I can't believe you haven't told me this one before... thats too great, Melinda.
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Post by admin on Feb 27, 2007 23:16:57 GMT -5
... I think I'm the only one who is a dork around people ... >_<
Getting Bloodwork Done Today
Technician: Which arm? Me: They both work Technician: You have a lot of confidence in your veins. Me: Rolling up my sleeve They're fairly prominent. Technician: Those are the ones I miss. Me: Ah, the can never hit a bullseye story. Technician: I suppose I should tell you I've never done this before. Me: Everyone's got to start somewhere. Technician: Does anything phase you? Me: Nah. I figure if you really screw up I can sue you and be set for life. Technician: We're not in the states. Me: I could still try. Technician: I'd just counter-sue. Say you moved your arm. Me: You'd probably win. Technician: Grabs needle Oh god. Shows me this huge one. This is OK with you right? Me: It was until we hit the "oh god" part. I find that a little disconcerting ... Technician: Laughs and grabs another needle This one's better any ways. Me: Whatever keeps life entertaining. Technician: Being behind the desk can be boring. Me: I bet. Technician: Earlier I did bloodwork on this one lady I had processed at the counter. She saw me and was like, "Don't you work at the counter?" I said yes. She was like, "And you're taking blood?" So I went along with it, because it was fun freaking her out. "Yah, I work behind the counter but I got bored so I thought I'd give this a whirl." Me: Laughs How'd that go? Technician: She was a little scared ...
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Buffybabe
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Post by Buffybabe on Feb 28, 2007 12:59:34 GMT -5
Lol sounds like really funny convo's! how do you remeber them so well like that? I forget mine like 1 minute after its over
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Post by admin on Feb 28, 2007 15:22:40 GMT -5
Lol sounds like really funny convo's! how do you remeber them so well like that? I forget mine like 1 minute after its over It's a gift? Either that or they're so stupid that they're hard to forget.
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Jessica
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Post by Jessica on Mar 7, 2007 20:29:57 GMT -5
Haha, those are funny.
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Post by Brianna on Mar 11, 2007 6:51:00 GMT -5
i had a good conversation with my mom today about the traumatic experiences ive gone through having both parents in the medical career.
Me -- "WHAT is that? (points to tray in car)." Mom -- "Just a medical journal, I was waiting for your brother to finish lacrosse practice." Me -- "It's one of those books that has like bloody eyes, and holes in people's skins, isn't it? Ew! it is! look at the cover mum! a DETAILED drawing of a skin rash. seriously mom. i dont need to see this! no other child has to worry about these things when they get into the car." Mom -- (laughs) Me -- "don't laugh at me! other kids get in the car and find an old fashion magazine or something they can read if they're waiting for a parent or something. but nooooo, if im bored all i find are these journals with gross and detailed pictures of diseases on EVERY part of a person's body! i dont need to see that." Mom -- (continues to laugh) Me -- "first it's this, then i have to worry about flu shots in the refrigerator. all i wanted was a soda. but instead, i open up the door...and what do i see? FLU SHOTS! that my father later shoots me up with." Mom -- "you make it sound like he was injecting heroin into you" Me -- "it was THAT bad! and then casual talk over the dinner table turns into Medical Diagnosis 101. 'So i had this patient today with a weird boil...' Other families talk about how their day went...but noooo...my parents talk about different patients and diagnosing them with words i have NO clue what they mean." Mom -- (laughs harder) Me -- "and alayna (my sister) and i just figured out the other day that the scissors we've used all our life for school projects are scissors you use in SURGERY! and when i opened up the pencil drawer, there are surgical instruments in there. no child has to worry about finding a scalpel when all they want is a graphite pencil." Mom -- (continues to laugh) "im sorry hun." Me -- "nope. it's too late, i've been scarred for life. if i ever write an autobiography, you better know that i'll be blaming you for any permanent damage on my psyche -- so the world will know. Mom -- "are you going to call social security on me? (inside joke with us -- one time when my mom was joking around with me and pushed me, i yelled that was going to call social security on her....i meant social services. and she said 'you go right on ahead. id like to see what they can do for you') Me -- *glares*
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Post by admin on Mar 11, 2007 15:57:32 GMT -5
Brianna that is amazing! Hahaha. "Social Security." - watch out! ___________________ Yesterday at workMe: Augh! I hate crocs! (truly hideous shoes .... ) Bryan: What?Me: No seriously. They are the ugliest shoes in existance. They were made for pools or gardening, not to go out in public with. Bryan: -Laughs-Me: I mean do people have any idea how stupid they look? They're glorified pool shoes. You don't see me walking around in public in pool shoes. Bryan: When I was in college everyone had flip flops for in the shower.Me: That's different. Those are cheap sandals. Bryan: I bet colleges are full of crocs now.Me: Seriously. Augh! OK, like this well dressed business woman will come up to the counter in say a gray pinstriped suit. Then she walks away and is wearing neon pink crocs. KILLS the outfit. I don't care if they're comfortable. I used to have comfy fuzzy slippers - you don't see me out in public in them. Bryan: -Laughs-Me: And today! Crocs WITH socks. Come on. There is a limit to the ugliness. Bryan: Crocs with socks. What a croc. -Laughs-Me: -Glares- That was lame. Bryan: I try.Me: It's pure laziness. Whatever happened to the days when people got all dressed up to go to the airport? Now it is crocs and pyjamas. If I have to look professional here, so do you. Bryan: -Laughs-Me: Yesterday in the paper I saw that some guys invented a tool for roll up the rim. (A contest for a popular Canadian coffee store chain.) Bryan: A what?Me: A little plastic thing to make rolling up the rim easier. Bryan: You're not serious.Me: I mean how lazy can you get? Half the fun is battling with the rim. It's like people who buy those bingo cards and scratch the top to see if you won. Half the fun is being like "I need B9" and THEN loosing. No one's going to be like "Score! I see letters in the code, I win five bucks!" Bryan: -Laughs- Me: It's why Canadians are obsese. They don't scratch lotto cards, can't roll up their own rims and wear crocs. Bryan: You seriously need to post this in facebook.Me: So the world can see my insanity? OH! I could make a group! Bryan: I'd join.Me: No, I'm too lazy. Maybe I can invent someone to make it for me. ___________________ Me on loathing the early morning shiftsMe: I seriously hate them, it's like resorting to infacy. I go home, eat, sleep a couple of hours, eat, go back to sleep. Short of crapping myself I am useless. Andy: -Laughs- So true.
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Gabriel
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Post by Gabriel on Mar 11, 2007 16:44:06 GMT -5
Lol Melinda, everyone at my highs school has crocs! Well, not everyone but the majoritiy of the girls. I agree they are so ugly and I can't believe someone would have the pluck to use them in public when they look like gardning shoes!
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Jenny
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Post by Jenny on Mar 11, 2007 16:48:37 GMT -5
haha, I've never seen or heard of crocs before, we don't have them over here. Which, from what I've seen, is lucky. heh, very funny conversations.
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fatey
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Post by fatey on Mar 12, 2007 11:29:02 GMT -5
oh man the roll up the rim thing really got me.... oh how I love our country.
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Post by falloutshot on Mar 12, 2007 13:14:53 GMT -5
i actually have tons of funny conversations saved, i think i have like over 26 pages now. ><
me and my friend amy were buying candy at a drug store for the movies... amy: heather, do you want to buy popcorn at the movie theater? me: how are we gonna sneak THAT in??
me: they have a seasonal heated pool! we can go swimming! amy: no, it's winter. me: yeah, but it's heated. amy: yeah SEASONAL heated pool. me: why would they heat a pool in the summer?
me: okay so it's like an 8 hour drive. katie: that's like... to DC. me: i think DC is IN maryland... wait... is it? katie: no, DC's in delaware. me: it's not in delaware. i dunno where it is...
charlie: okay, where are you guys? me: the first floor... charlie: where on the first floor, it's kind of a big mall. [this mall had 4 floors.. it was huge]
brother: dad, buy me a stick!!! me: you don't have one of your own? awww
bobby: so why arent you out with some hot guy tonight? me: because i'm hanging out with amy tonight bobby: ah i see me: and if you can find me some hot guy to hang out with then hook me up bobby: well im stuck at home so you know
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ShanéeC1
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Post by ShanéeC1 on Mar 12, 2007 18:49:45 GMT -5
Wow... at least I know I'm not the only one having random conversations. Speaking of airports... this is a funny one I had with my best friend over the phone while I was at the airport.
Him: "Do you realize it's only 7:20 in the morning?" Me: "Yes. I have to suffer this early morning travel, and you do too." Him: "Where are you at?" Me: "What I'm hoping is Atlanta. I was listening to my iPod when I got off the plane, I'm not for sure I'm in the right city, but last time I heard in Jax that I was heading to Atlanta." Him: "At least you got that right." Me: "And that's supposed to mean what?" Him: "I'm not saying anything. Where do you go from here?" Me: "On to Denver International.... umm... my gate is a question mark." Him: "That sounds promising." Me: "I wonder where concourse questionmark is." Him: "You've gotta be kidding." Me: "They shouldn't put it on there if they don't mean it." Him: "Just go to a board that lists flights." Me: "I did... oh... C9. Wait, I'm at C8... oh, how convienent this is." Him: "Okay, so you got from point A to point B, I'm going back to bed now." Me: "No, no, no... they aren't listing the Denver flight... oh dear, Atlanta is having it's 'we don't know what gate you're at so sit still till we say now boarding on the complete other side of the airport' kinda things." Him: "They actually say that?" Me: "Obviously not! Might as well though." Him: "Find the right gate, get on the plane." Me: "Oh no, you're going to listen to me tour the airport now, I have an hour to kill."
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Post by Brianna on Mar 16, 2007 2:45:31 GMT -5
hahahahahahahah shanee!!
that was awesome. hahaha. i love your friend. hahaha. i love that convo. You need to include it in a story of yours, or something. haha.
i had a convo with my dad today...him being the complete dork as usual.
[pick up phone] Me -- Hello? Dad -- Is this Brianna (insert last name)? Me -- yyeeessss...? Dad -- Well we've been paying all this money for someone named Brianna to go to college and we have yet to get anything in return. My wife and I were checking in to see if things were in order. We've also noticed a large collection of baby photos of someone with the name of Brianna. The child is without clothes in many of them, so we were curious of her mental state. Me -- School's good. Thanks for asking
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